03/02/12

new favorite thing ever

i’m crying

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2 months ago with: 67,205 notes - via emrysandpendragon ( originally animalityopera-deactivated)

#LMFAO

02/22/12

letmartyhandlethis:

NO

JARED WAIT

WHERE IS AN AIRPORT

3 months ago with: 2,305 notes - via delenawhore ( originally letmartyhandlethis)

#LMFAO #dying

02/18/12

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3 months ago with: 29,718 notes - via 4drienne ( originally tastefullyoffensive)

#LMFAO

01/27/12

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4 months ago with: 24,531 notes - via beckscityrockers ( originally iliketolearnthingsslow)

#LMFAO

01/24/12

4 months ago with: 59,639 notes - via shefightsthefairies ( originally funnyhub)

#NO #NO #LASFUJADSFKUJFAD #LMFAO

01/20/12

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Your life is meaningless without following this blog!

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4 months ago with: 102,299 notes - via sannnsannnnn ( originally blurredperspective)

#lmfao

01/20/12

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4 months ago with: 51,054 notes - via heythisischloe ( originally boxedmind)

#lmfao

01/18/12

Today, I changed my name in my dad’s phone to ‘God’ and when he swore, I texted him saying “I HEARD THAT!”

laugh-out-loud-johntot:

He was like

Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow

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4 months ago with: 61,617 notes - via sannnsannnnn ( originally most-awkward-moments)

#LMFAO

01/14/12

hxrleyquinn:

richardhaydenbrooks:

Must always reblog this

omg

4 months ago with: 41,105 notes - via idontmakesense ( originally sofapizza)

#lmfao

01/09/12

Random attractive person:Do you like Harry Potter?

Me:

Random attractive person:

Me:

Random attractive person:

Me:

Random attractive person:

Me:So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer, though I think it would be customary to wear dress robes and for our pet owl Errol fly in during the ceremony and place the ring on my finger and like do you want children I was thinking maybe one or two, our son shall be named Hedwig Crookshanks and our daughter will be Milly (Molly and Lily) I was thinking we would have a pet cat named Minerva and a dog named Sirius also what are your plans for retirement and I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cremated?

4 months ago with: 12,129 notes - via misspetrovasbitch ( originally maytheodds)

#OH MY GOD #LMFAO

01/04/12